Wednesday, February 27, 2008

JACK'S SECRET WEAPON

Here's another Pigman piece I did for Robert L. Jones's profile on me in the current March issue of The New Individualist magazine.

39 comments:

Mike Thompson said...

Such a fantastic piece of art, Bosch. So damn funny, too!

Bosch Fawstin said...

Thanks, Mike, it's one of my favorites and a play on the Jack Bauer facts you may have seen.

phuckie slum said...

Yeah, Jack Bauer. Awesome and funny, as usual Bosch.

But hey, Jack Bauer is Jack Bauer. Pigman should elevate himself to deal with Chuck Norris. I mean, the guy already counted to infinity, twice.

Bosch Fawstin said...

'UpChuck Norris' is the name he earned after Pigman showed up for his challenge.

phuckie slum said...

lol

I wonder where that puts Pigman in terms of counting to infinity.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Infinity x Infinity X Infinity.........

jon_stewart said...

Bosch:

Did you see the new pic of Zawahiri today?

He has the same raisin as SuperJihad. I don't think he's as handsome as SuperJihad, though.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Actually, I just did, at Jihad Watch. And I agree, SuperJihad's a handsome devil compared to this devil. And SJ's prayer scar shames Zawahiri's.

George guy said...

This is probably one of those "shh, he's a superhero" questions, but how does he push the buttons on such a tiny phone?

Mike Thompson said...

Yes, I've seen those facts. Very funny. He and Chuck Norris are quite formidable, but PigMan is the clear winner.

Bosch wrote:
Infinity x Infinity X Infinity.........

So you're saying PigMan can count...uh...to infinity and beyond! (OK, someone had to say it.)

Bosch Fawstin said...

George Guy,

It's a phone given to him by Jack Bauer if he ever needs help. He's never dialed it.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Mike,

I heard there's going to be a Toy Story 3 next year.

phuckie slum said...

I think Pigman won't be able to press the "accept" button when a call comes in if he had the iPhone.

Seriously, Pigman doesn't need a cell phone.

He just knows.

Mike Thompson said...

I've heard rumblings of Toy Story 3 being done in 3-D,which might be interesting. I pretty much give Pixar full support because of their adherence to STORY. That, and their animation/art team is so damn impressive. Hmmmm, come to think of it, a Pixar PigMan film would be mighty cool.

And PigMan doesn't just know...he knows BEFORE he even knows he knows. Everybody with me on that? 'Cause I'm not sure I do.

phuckie slum said...

Well that's pretty much what I said. If Pigman knows before he knows he knows, he then 'just knows'.
Pigman doesn't need a cell phone, a phone, the internet, radio, newspapers or any means of communications.

Pigman just knows.

Think about it, Chuck Norris had a major fiasco with Pigman in the All American Champions Arena, where there are swinging rusty blades, rolling flaming barbed wired hooks and rounds of multiple barrel vulcan machine guns, simultaneously firing from all possible angles 24/7 at all directions, all on shifting platforms above a bottomless abyss with flaming spikes at the bottom.

Pigman graced Chuck Norris with a spinning kick that allowed Norris to dodge at least 31,027 bullets to an infinite fall. Pigman dove down to save Chuck Norris after quickly beheading Zuwahiri's bolted head outside the arena, and right before Norris managed to count to infinity for the 3rd time before hitting the flaming spikes.

That's how Pigman just knows.

Mike Thompson said...

Wow.

phuckie slum said...

Yeah.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Phuckie Slum,

'Pigman just knows'.
Yes he does, as if he were....a prophet.

Jon_Stewart said...

>>Yes he does, as if he were....a prophet.

Bosch, nice to see that you correctly used the lower-case "p" when you wrote the word "prophet." You must've read the newest version of Strunk & White, which makes clear that the lower-case letter must be used except when referring to the Prophet Muhammad.

I have to spend today at my accountant's office. He's supposed to let me know when I have to pay the jizya. Pretty sure it is before April 15.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Is that so? In that 'case' let me be Islamically Incorrect:

'Pigman just knows'.
Yes he does, as if he were....a PROPHET.'

And let me know if they go all the way when they collect your jizya, slappin' you on the back of the neck and all. Mo intended for the humiliation tax to come from 'The people of the book', referring to both Jews & Christians. They may as well be called 'people of the buck', as it's just another example of Islam's traditional parasitism on non-Muslims.

johncbarile said...

Too bad, Jon Liebowicz, that Bosch hasn't written your graphic counterpart into his storyline--for comic relief. The perfect representation of the self-hating Jew.

Love that submission shtick of yours, BTW. Can you say, "Yes, Effendi"?

phuckie slum said...

The dark side is strong with Leibowitz. He is like 7.6 in the scale of Chomsky. That's almost identically the opposite amount of Pigman being pro Israeli / American.

phuckie slum said...

Just for the record. Chomsky scale is equivalent to Richter scale. so 7.6 is likely fatal.

The complete opposite of that level, is Chuck Norris. That's why Pigman isn't the exact parallel of Leibowitz.

You guys do make it that Noam is farther in the dark side if he were to be compared to Pigman.

And that's without even mentioning actual jihadi scum.

Man.

Jon_Stewart said...

Look, I'm no self-hating Jew. Granted, I don't practice any form of Judaism, and think Israel is a bad idea (let's face it, all the Palestinians want is a single, secular state), but dammit I am damn proud of being Jewish.

Love that submission shtick of yours, BTW. Can you say, "Yes, Effendi"?

Actually, Tracy got really mad at me for saying something similar to my gal-pal Aisha, who was there to whip me into shape when Ayman wasn't around. And some jerk put it on DhimmiTube!

phuckie slum said...

freaks.

And yeah, Jon shills too much for demonic liars. That's self hating.

johncbarile said...

Jon, unless I read you wrong, you're a great parodist--then, again ...

I'll wait to see the link you put up.

Let me correct you (no, dummy, not B&D); you mean, of course, "all the Palestinians want is a single, non-Jewish state."

johncbarile said...

Jon, unless I read you wrong, you're a great parodist--then, again ...

I'll wait to see the link you put up.

Let me correct you (no, dummy, not B&D); you mean, of course, "all the Palestinians want is a single, non-Jewish state."

johncbarile said...

Sorry, I need not have looked. Too bad you don't get enough abuse at home. Talk about being a glutton for punishment.

BTW, why don't you visit Sderot? Great atmosphere there, really clears the mind.

phuckie slum said...

Yeah. The Israelis have to go all the way with their retaliation and stop cutting it short because of some fucking leftist Naval Chamberlain wannabe mofos.

Terrorist scums shoot as civilians, among civilians (especially kids) at civilians in Israel in order to murder as many Jews as possible. That has happened way before the 67 war, and before Israel's independence war. It's still happening after Israel pulled out every living Jew out of Gaza and around it, to get extreme terrorists instead of the moderate kind.

But when IDF one day decides to start kicking some dust back and blow hundreds of fucking jihadi scum back to mohell, they whine and bitch to the world. And Leibowitz.

Bosch Fawstin said...

John C wrote:
'Too bad, Jon Liebowicz, that Bosch hasn't written your graphic counterpart into his storyline--for comic relief. The perfect representation of the self-hating Jew.'

Oh, his self-hating kind will find its way into the story, I do comment on the culture at large throughout.

Bosch Fawstin said...

John C wrote:

Let me correct you (no, dummy, not B&D); you mean, of course, "all the Palestinians want is a single, non-Jewish state."

Boom. 'palestine' exists so that Israel won't. THIS is their sub-mission in life.

Bosch Fawstin said...

phuckie slum,

Dead right, Israel has to do a Sherman's March into the 'palestinian' terrortories. When a people vote in terrorists as their leaders, they're telling 'the world' what they want and they should pay a price for it once and for all. Crushed enemies have no choice but to want peace, and that's the only answer to this 'conflict'.

phuckie slum said...

Yeah. Crushing defeat is what they should get.
It's just that Olmert (and a lot before him) stops short an inch before that happens. Happened with Hizballah, happens today.

When Israel crushed their ugly hairy faces in all the wars the arabs and muslims tucked their spiky tails between their legs and reached for peace.

It's when the Jews are afraid to be intolerant, even to evil, that it never ends. It's the same deal with the chamberlain-ism that's deeply rooted around the world today.

Godfrey of Utah said...

Very funny Bosch! As usual, I needed to see the posts of others before I could understand the joke. Also, concerning the need for a "Sherman's March" by the Israelis into the Gaza Strip and West Bank, I don't know if I could agree more. For longer than when I first heard about it, the Israelis have been enduring incessant rocket attacks, shootings, suicide bombings, ect. And when they dared to stand up like a free people, they recieve condemnation from the "bleeding heart" Code Pinkos, Moonbats, and the accursed like. Hopefully this time, they will not throw victory to the jaws of defeat by leaving the enemy unbeaten and unbowed. Generals Grant and Sherman did not see fit to withdraw when they were clearly winning.

Bosch Fawstin said...

phuckie slum,

To me, this says it all about Ehud Omert, the Dhimmi Qarter of Israel. The pathetic politician actually said this shortly before becoming Israel's Prime Minister, on behalf of his countrymen:

“We are tired of fighting, we are tired of being courageous, we are tired of winning, we are tired of defeating our enemies.”

This man is a clear and present danger to Israel and should be stripped of power asap. It's one thing for a powerless, cowardly lefty to express this kind of resignation on the street, but for a leader of a country at war for 50+ years, it's bizarro world.
It's just another reminder that things must Truly get far worse before they get better. In that vein, a Chamberlain gave us a Churchill, a Carter gave us a Reagan. There's no Churchill on the horizen, but there will be.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Godfrey,

The 'palestinians', as a whole, will have to pay a price for voting in Terrorists as ther leaders. That was the moment that these hostile people revealed themselves beyond a shadow of a doubt as to where they truly stand. Sherman understood that a hostile people must be made to personally pay for the death and destruction in their name. As with us not officially declaring war on All terrorist countries and groups, Israel pretends that it's in a 'conflict'. This will only end when we go Muslim on the enemy.

phuckie slum said...

Well said, bosch.
Very well said.

Sad, but true.

phuckie slum said...

Same goes for you godfrey of Utah.
I 100% agree with you.

Bosch Fawstin said...

Phuckie Slum,

Thanks, my friend, always appreciate your thoughts and your interest in my work, that goes to all of you out there as well, Thank you.